MOTHER OF PISS, TAKE MY WELLFARE-CHECK ALREADY

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  MOTHER OF PISS, TAKE MY WELLFARE-CHECK ALREADY

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  Evolution before your damn eyes you lucky fuck!

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  It has a fucking tail!

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  I PUSHED THE RED BUTTON AND ALL THT WORTHLESS SANDPAPER BLOWJOB DID WAS SEND ME HERE

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  FUCKIN EVOLVING NINJA DEMON

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  I fucking bought a kitten, and threw it at a wall, it fucking died, they didn't say that they wasted 8 of it's fucking lives, so I sued those bitches of a pet store, that's not no pet, false fucking advertisement, it's a beast! So then I bought another one from this nigger in an alleyway, I then threw it at a wall, it fucking landed on it's feet, bounced off, cut off my belt, my pants fell down, then it cut my dick off and ate it, that's some badass shit right there, so watch the fuck out, cats are badass.

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  HOLY FUCKTITS MAYBE NOW I'LL GET SOME FUCKING HEAD

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  I got some fucking kittens that grew into bad ass cats! Now I have scars that will never go away because I was messin with them and they got pissed off. I am not talking about some weak ass scar that a whiny ass like you would bitch about what I have here boy is a 6 inch fucking scar. No I don't have just one I have multiple scars like this shit. They are on my legs, arms, chest. They always kick my ass when I step out of the shower. Don't fuck with cats they will kill you in your sleep. Their claws are fucking RAZORS!

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  NEDM, BAHHHNAAANAAAHNAHHHNAHHHNAAAANUUUNAANAAABUHNANAAA

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  That beast will FUCK YOU UP!