pretty sure the bold red letters made me shit a brick.

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  pretty sure the bold red letters made me shit a brick.

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  the only people that eat cereal are peolple to fukin high to make toast

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  Holy fucking shitloaves! You don't have to put sugar in it cuz it's naturally sweetened for your fat lazy cunt.

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  It's Special K, you lightly toasted, lightly sweetened rice cereal eating fuck ! You get some fucking berries or slice you up a fucking banana, and what the fuck, you balanced breakfast eating motherfucker ! This shit is an excellent source of 11 fucking essential vitamins and minerals and you NEED this shit ! The goddamn astronauts eat this shit in motherfuckin OUTER SPACE ! So sit your narrow ass down and pour yourself a bowl !

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  Am i the only one that reads this in billy mays voice?

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  lol.. shit is fucking HEALTHY for you..

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  do you know what "special" K means? oh, the combined I.Q. of this 'premise' doesn't make it past "tampon".

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  FUCK YEAH

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  TOAST IS GOOD

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  This shit will fucking rape in your sissy pussy ass pie hole with its whole grain fucking deliciousness.