I had Captain Cock-Cruncher for breakfast.

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  I had Captain Cock-Cruncher for breakfast.

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  HOLY DONKEY DICK LICKING WHORES! IS THAT AN OBLIVION REFERENCE? YOU BET YOUR TINY DICK THAT IS!

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  I had Captain Cock-Cruncher for breakfast.

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  i had captain cock-cruncher for breakfast

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  'You always blue stuff when you were a kid'... Was that supposed to be always loved blue? Either way, it somehow fits. FUCK.

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  YO MAMA SO DAMN FAT I PICTURED HER IN MY HEAD AND THE BITCH BROKE MY FUCKING NECK.

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  This goddamn beast is so fucking heavy the only thing bigger than it is your fatass mom!

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  HOLY DREAD FATHER SITHIS THE FUCKING NIGHT MOTHER WOULDNT CALL A HIT ON THIS BITCH ITS A FUCKING NEUTRON STAR YOU WHINEY WHORE! THE FUCKING DRAGONBORN TRIED TO FUSRODAH THIS BITCH AND IT FUCKING LAUGHED WHILE IT CRUSHED HIM AND FUCKED HIS WIFE ITS THAT FUCKING BADASS