EXTREME ADVERTISING – LOOK AT THIS BALL PUNCHING WEBSITE! You know you need extreme advertisements, they are full of pictures and text and crap. Look at the graphics they are 3D even without glasses! You need these ads like you need your momma!
THAT FUCKING BUMBLEBEE WOULD STING FURTHER UP YOUR ASS THAN THE WHOLE WORLD COULD IMAGINE
Sounds like the author speaks from personal experience.