This shit wont fly out of ur hand when u slug an infants head with it....LMAO

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  This shit wont fly out of ur hand when u slug an infants head with it....LMAO

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  With extreme grip like this flashlight has, i wouldnt shove it up my ass, never going to get it out..

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  GOD DAMN IT'S A FUCKING FLASHLIGHT HOLY SHIT this bitch don't have no cord, you push the god damn button and BAM, fucking God at your fingertips bitches. A thief comes in your dark home, BAM light that motherfucker up, send him down the fuckin' stairs, or if you don't have fuckin' stairs, IT DOUBLES AS A FUCKING GLOWING BLUNT-ASS CHINESE NINJA THROWING PROJECTILE. If that fails, it's not because of THIS sexy, shiny, fucking hardonworthy piece of shit. It's because YOUR dumb ass is a piece of shit. Fucking get one of these motherfuckers NOW, unless you're such a BITCH that you don't even like PORTABLE FUCKING LIGHT at your GOD DAMNED FINGER TITS

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  Who said God isn't real? With this spray-painted black state of the art $1 eletrical wire tape covered handel PVC pipe you have the power to let there be 26,000 WATTS of ULTRA VIOLET light 15 times MORE power than the sun! A 21-Century CANCER SWORD that would make 15-century samurais host SEPUKU TOURNAMENTS just to avoid having to face such power!!! Having problems spotting those charcoal black folk who sneak into your apartment when the moons out? Shine one of these babies on them and WHAM, they'll be undergoing so many kemo therapy treatments their family will be in debt so deep its just finacial slavery for centurys! We couldn't make the south rise again so this is the best you can get.

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  I shoved that fucker so far up my ass that now when i open my mouth, my friends just call me "lighthouse"

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  I'd shove this bitch so far up my ass my eyes would light up!

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  You can put this shit up your ass and have a fucking lightshow

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  LOL its Thomas Edison you retard

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  I'm not sure if it's just me, but I want this flashlight.