"2 Double A batteries will last weeks for lots of fucking gameplay!" it took four. you never owned one; shut up.

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  "2 Double A batteries will last weeks for lots of fucking gameplay!" it took four. you never owned one; shut up.

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  Holy shit.

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  I can't even read this shit. So much nonsense.

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  this ad made me go to ebay and almost buy one

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  Holy camel shit, im buying this manly brick of golding semen right fucking now. This gets me harder than my wife does in her pink lingerie and i dont give a shit!!!

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  The Best of'em all by a mile. Buy this fucker and get cooler than ice.

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  Id rather put my cock inside it.

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  HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH IS AWESOME I'M GETTING THAT SHIT TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING BROTHER

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  CRAPBOX SHUN AND SHITSTATION WHORE AIN'T GOT FUCKING SHIT ON DIS MOTHERFUCKIN COLOSSAL BEEST!

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  YALL NEWER NINTENDO PRODUCTS WITH YOUR TINY ASS FUCKING CARTRIDGES CAN GO SUCK IT. SIZE FUCKING MATTERS I DONT CARE WHAT YOUR MUM AND DAD FUCKING SAY, YA CUNT.

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  Moral: I think ill get one, or else I wont be able to sleep in fear that this asshole shows up my door selling me this... I already got one but damn this one is.. a life insurance!

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  HOLY THIRD NUT OF JESUS ON A STICK, THIS SHIT MAKES ME CUM HARDER THEN MICHAEL JACKSON AT AN ALL-BOY-NUDE-ORPHANAGE!!!!!

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  Then I guess I am a faggot because I need color

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  Holy COCKBITE! This shit was fucking extreme! back in 95 when i would kick my bros ass with this shit on POKEMON Thats right dumfucks MOVAFUCKN POKEMON

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  Jesus tap dancing christ, where can i purchase one of these?

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  HOLY SHIT COCKING TOE CANDLE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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  when is it gonna be released?

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  HOLY !FUCKING SHIT THIS MADE MY ANUS EXPLODE LIKE A TERRORIST AT THE LOCAL AIRPLANE SHOW! GOD DAMN!

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  Nigger and nignogs always makes me laugh.

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  Fuck me that shit is awsome shit! Never owned one? Fuck the fuck off!

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  DAMMIT JENKINS

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  HEY COCKSUCKING BASTARD!! GET IT RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER! GAMDBOYS TAKE 4 DOUBLE A'S FOR DAYS OF NEAR ORGASMIC ASS KICKING TAKING OUT COCKMUNCHING, DILDO USING, ANAL STUFFING BADDIES LIKE GOOMBAS AND KOOPAS!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!

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  DO YOU SUCK COCK? Moral: DONT LIE TO ME SON!

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  Ah, this brings back memories.

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  i still have mine.....oldschool FTW

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  Gets me harder than that guys wife in her pink lingerie, while I'm letting her play this shit brick while fucking her doggy style. He's at work man loving the janitor broke back mountain style and I'm jamming the green and black. I don't give a shit