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OK, maybe YOU peed a little...but when I bought one of these shits and got it home, just knowing it is now MINE and in my shithole house was enough to make me jizz enough sperm to repopulate the Earth 69,105 times over. Everytime I carry it with me, I become tough enough to rip Chuck Norris a new asshole AND convince Marcellus Wallace that he is in fact a bitch. I can rock harder than Def Leppard and my farts smell like finest perfume. BUY THIS SHIT OR BE A NIGGER. FACT.

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