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  find the answers to all your questions in that shit! 1 + 1? can I eat computers? do dust mites shit in my bed? all that shit! I can't fuck bitches cos I'm a priest, but can I fuck a baby? fuck you ask whatever man, that shit's got the answer!

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  THIS BOOK ALLOWS YOU TO SHIT ON YOUR FRIENDS FACES AND DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS CALLED FORGIVENESS!!!!!!!

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  This book is a mixture between "So and so said so", and "That game when you all sit in a circle, one statement is passed from one person to the next, and by the time it gets back to the end it's never the same saying."

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  Fuck I was RAISED on this fucking shit man! Fucking Four years old talkin bout fucking ZOMBIE JESUS and saving my soul from fucking eternal damnation!!! This shit is REAL, motherfucker!!!!

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  doubles as rolling papers!

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  This book is bullshit! The only reason why Christianity and most other religions were created was because the world was so fucked up back then and people just needed something to believe in. There's so many religions in the world to just be one religion. I'm not truly atheist, but I'm DEFINITELY not Christian!

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  i like turtles

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  666

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  satan loves us

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  abd btw its disgrace not discrase. wtf is a crase?

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  This motherfucking book contains more fucking fiction than a Michael Moore film! That's a fuckload of fiction you dumb cumgobblers!

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  This book is a fucking lie