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  BUT WAIT A ZOMBIE JESUS FUCKING MINUTE! It's like using 4 iPod Touches in one! WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THESE NINJA RAPING IDEAS ANYWAY?! Fuck yea! 
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  HOLD THE FUCK UP! IS THAT A SHIT FUCKING BUTTON! HOLY FUCK, THAT THING IS SO TIGHT! 
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  HOLY SHITTY MORMON FUCK, IT'S THE CUNTING SON OF AN AMAZON KINDLE AND A GODDAMN HD TV 
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  Is the free vagina disease free? If not I'll just take an iPod Nano... 
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  THIS IS MAKING ME SO HOT I WANNA FUCK SMOKEY THE BEAR WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING DRUG DOG RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!1!!!!! 
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  THIS SHIT IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN DOUBL-ANAL YOUR FAT ASS WHILE PLAYING A GODDAMN YOUTUBE VIDEO-... LOL NO, WAIT, IT CAN'T MULTITASK LIKE THIS 
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  Boom, Fuck. 

 
    
  
BUT WAIT A ZOMBIE JESUS FUCKING MINUTE! It's like using 4 iPod Touches in one! WHO THE HELL THOUGHT OF THESE NINJA RAPING IDEAS ANYWAY?! Fuck yea!